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Want
to know what makes Paris tick? Just take a look up at Big Ben ---
No, you ninny, Big Ben is in London and we're talking about our Paris
Hilton, NOT Paris, France.
The lovely Ms. Hilton's talents never cease to amaze her millions strong
fan base. Not only is she clearly the most talented actress we've
seen go straight to video this year. The character that Paris
injected into her performance in One
Night In Paris was truly haunting in its realism. The viewer
could almost picture a multi-million dollar heiress doing the wild thing
with a fervor never before seen on screen. What helped this
previously unknown thespian rocket to the top of the video charts? She
has the cutest ass and tits to boot and is not in the least bit shy
about allowing the world to enjoy her million dollar bits! Today,
we find out she's been hiding a literary talent and wit that will
forever distinguish her among the idle rich.
Confessions of an Heiress is a frank, revealing biography that
shows the dedication and sacrifice that a girl must endure to work her
way to the top of her game using nothing but daddy's billions and again,
that cute ass and tits.
Some celebrities who are sitting at the cusp of their hard sought career
goals would be leery about revealing the secrets of their success to the
world, lest they invite a less distinguished breed of copycats to mimic
her unique image and personality. They fear overexposure and
competition that may diminish those qualities that make Paris, well,
Paris. However, Paris Hilton knows there will never be any serious
imitators. Generous to a fault, Paris gives forthright advice to all
young women in just how to cultivate the skills that took Paris years to
attain, handing out a planning strategy for women desiring to become a
sex goddess to men the world over. Paris also reveals beauty and
lifestyle secrets for her female admirers to emulate and her unique
secret to success. "I take my work seriously", Paris
reveals.
Paris realizes that her blunt advice will lead to a world of young women
eager to adapt the Paris Hilton philosophy. They'll never be
100% Paris Hilton, they may not be as rich or as talented, but you
and I sure isn't going to kick this new breed of wild and debauchered
girls out of bed! Great news for us guys! Great hope for the
average girl who may have never come to our notice if not for Paris'
honest advice and wanton sexual freedom. Ideally, wild, wanton,
taped sexual encounters will become the norm for young women eager to
impress friends and colleagues and in the process provide fond memories
of each affair to the lucky guy who got his end wet. For women who
go on to later success in the professions, these tapes may provide the
retirement nest egg that 401k plans and toiling for the man will never
provide.
Later in the book, Paris advises young women "Never be too
easy,. If you're too easy, a guy knows he has you".
With this single pronouncement, Paris may have launched a new era for
the 00's (as well call this decade years later). Men now finally
have some inside knowledge of a girl's strategy with regard to sliding
into that hard to reach home plate. Women who have watched Paris'
well practiced performance in One
Night In Paris , now know what constitutes 'not too easy'. I
would say for the first time in history, women and men may have come to
a mutual agreement as to what is expected of each and where the line
should be drawn between 'not too easy' and impossible! And a fine,
fine line that is, if women learn to follow Paris' examples of bravery
and immodesty!!!!
Paris herself may not have realized it yet, but Paris Hilton may have
launched a sexual revolution similar, if not superior, to the fabled,
short-lived, free-love period of the late sixties. Then the
average interval between "Hi" and "Fuck me" was
often well under an hour! When girls today see that Paris' free
and easy style of sucking, fucking and ass wiggling is now the standard
for 'not too easy', guys are at last going to be hitting pay dirt in
record times not seen for decades!
Guys who had been suffering right until marriage with choices like right
hand/left hand while transfixed by classic movies like One
Night In Paris may now have to start keeping diaries. That way
they can reminisce later in life of how things were before the thing
"pees when you don't want it to and won't cum when you want it
to", as one no so old codger put it recently.
From our hearts, the men and women of the free world thank you for
liberating us from a frightening Puritanism that was starting to take
hold across this country with group vows of chastity and "True Love
Waits" movements attracting so many hot young things.
Anthony Rivas - vigorellefacts.com |